Hot topic at the
University of California Santa Barbara is the notorious Floatopia event being canceled as the beach is planned to be barricaded this weekend from adventurous students and young adults with high hopes to float about the shores of Isla Vista. As of yesterday, Santa Barbara County announced the news that this weekend, beach blockades will be in affect to warn off the Floatopia extravaganza with intentions the event will not repeat itself. Surrounding the news of the beach blockade to supposedly warn off eager students and their dangerous beach drinking habits confusion hits the streets. The plot thickens as Santa Barbara County has announced the real reason the event is being canceled this year is because of one man,
Kip Fulbeck. Professor at the
University of California Santa Barbara, Fulbeck announced to the police that they should make all efforts to prevent the extravaganza on numerous threats to society. In a live press conference at Stork Plaza two days ago, the furious Fulbeck made the threat to a crowd of hundreds that if anyone goes on the beach this weekend, that he personally will give them arm tattoos, force them to wear wife beaters and beanies, and then force them to take photographs with "tough guy," facial expressions. Fulbeck, an advocate for taking Zoolander style photos in alleys with graffitti, couldn't stress enough his dedication to following through with his plans.
Where as most students suggest the beach blockade to prevent Floatopia is because of the excessive day raging and shenanigans that come along with an event like such, the real truth behind the blockade is scary and real; Kip Fulbeck will be on the shore this weekend, and he is taking no prisoners. To conlcude, police officials and Santa Barbara County officials will continue the beach blockade plans not to stop partying in Isla Vista, but to prevent Kip Fulbeck's BROTOPIA.
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